Choose the right situation and your chances will be greater. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? We here at Cracked want to change that. ? Being rich makes up for a lot of physical disadvantages. And I am so thirsty right now. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? I love your hair, it's black as tires.
Out of all the pickup lines like it -- where a girl is asked a question, and the guy's follow-up statement is a pun based on the question -- this one is a clear winner. But again, if you're going to use a pickup line, why masquerade your intentions? There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. The smile you gave me. . It is for my collection. Can I bum a clove? I think it is with you. Feel free to contact me to claim authorship.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Wanna go to my palace so I can Defile you with my Penetrator all night? Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it! I think you can do better than that! Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Just don't wear a fedora, unless your jawline was chiseled from stone and your name is something uber-manly, like Dirk Manwood. Lower your drawbridge, my queen, and let me cross. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! Woman: Go back to sleep. Currently they're working on the logical follow-up: Gothic split-up lines.
I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all up in that booty. Cause your legs are always divided. Man: You look like a dream. I couldn't walk right for another three. He soon realized she was heading for the seat next to him.
I think my dreams have finally come true! Because you got fine written all over you. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No. Girl you look so good, i wish i could plant a whole field of yall! Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Most of them will never work and you are more likely to be ignored or laughed at. I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Can you take me to the doctor? From: Karin Spaink kspaink at xs4all. It's like a line a Monty Python member would, and probably has, used to score a date.
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Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you. Is your dad a terrorist? I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. Man: I want to give myself to you. Should I buy you a beer now, or wait until after we fuck?? Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer.
John Evans lgas at cs. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? Know what would look good on you? Er, no wait, it was just a sparkle. The straightforward nature of the line is enough to break an iceberg. Was you father an alien? It's like when you are out there it's like you don't care what anybody thinks. Well, I imagine that would be like a broken pencil.
You are just drop dead gorgeous tonight! I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. I just wanted to tell you I think you dance really well. If I touch you do you promise not to call the cops? It's no secret that women want a guy with money. And if I don't get one soon, they won't let me pledge. He barges into my room constantly and squeezes his pimples. I killed your crush so we can be together forever Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months Got two nipples for a dime? But pickup lines are in no way guaranteed to get you bumping uglies in the sack; they exist solely to break the ice and get a giggle out of a potential partner, getting you started off on the right foot, thus opening the pathway for conversation.